Carpenter was the star of their rotation, and I think it's gonna have the same effect on their rotation as Derrek Lee getting injured effected our hitters last season. Lee was the star of our lineup, and without him the batters crumbled. Without Carpenter the Cardinals have been struggling a little bit, but now with him out for at least 3 months, plus time for rehab starts, he won't be back till late August at the earliest probably. I think it all gonna go down south for the Cards.
"This just in, Washington, here's some good news, has approved a rescue plan for the Cubs"
- David Letterman