I know it's ridiculous. If anything, I would say Howard deserved it more, because he wasn't on a great team, and for him to go out and play like that even with a team that started faltering is more impressive then Poopholes doing it with a team that was behind him the whole time. Stop whining already.
"This just in, Washington, here's some good news, has approved a rescue plan for the Cubs"
- David Letterman